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First Annual NY Funny Songs Fest [May. 16th, 2012|07:52 am]
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Jessica Delfino has organized the First Annual New York Funny Songs Fest, a 4 day festival of comedy music taking place in the Lower East Side of Manhattan. The festival runs from June 7-10 with various shows happening at various nearby venues. I will be performing as part of a comedy music showcase on Friday, June 8th at Casa Mezcal. The full press release is below.



THE 1st ANNUAL NY FUNNY SONGS FEST HITS THE LES

50+ Comedy Musicians To Perform Funny Songs For 4 Days

Lower East Side, NY, NY


Stop me if you�ve heard this one: A woman plays a song on her rape whistle to ward off her potential attacker. A guitarist demonstrates how dozens of songs use the same chords in the same order as a famous classical piece. A ukulele player recounts how he got searched by the NYPD while carrying a stool sample.

What do these three songs have in common? You can hear them live at the 1st Annual NY Funny Songs Fest, a four-day comedy music festival taking place Thursday June 7 � Sunday June 10th primarily at assorted venues in the Lower East Side. Whether it�s the PG rated songs or the more provocative jingles that �pluck your strings�, so to speak, there�s something for everyone in this festival, which will celebrate the beloved comedy art form that is the song with a punch line.

In this gathering of those who tell jokes to a beat, you can hear songs performed on guitar, ukulele, rape whistle and more, by comedy musicians Rob Paravonian, Jen Kwok, Ben Lerman, Myq Kaplan and Micah Sherman (Myq and Micah), Soce The Elemental Wizard, Mindy Raf, Carolyn Castiglia, videos by Adira Amramand Stuckey & Murray and many, many others, including festival creator and long time NYC based comedy musician, Jessica Delfino.

�Comedy music is a unique art form that gives bookers a headache since they don�t know whether to put us in stand up clubs or music venues,� says Delfino.

�Henry Phillips kind of nailed it in his movie, �Punching The Clown�, when he said �I�ve got one foot in the music door, one foot in the comedy door�I�m not really getting anywhere. Just kind of humping the wall between the two doors.�

Jessica, who has been doing comedy music for a decade in New York City adds that the Lower East Side, which she calls home, has been a mecca for comedy music performers for years and is a natural choice for the festival location.

Festival schedule and highlights, including several (mostly short, sweet) shows at Tammany Hall, Lolita Bar, Casa Mezcal, The Dressing Room, The Upstairs Bar and more are below.

Tickets and more information are available at http://www.nyfunnysongs.com and at http://www.twitter.com/NYFunnySongs

NY FUNNY SONGS FESTIVAL 2012
SCHEDULE OF ACTIVITIES


Thursday, June 7:
� It�s Opening Night! Party: We got free food from sponsors Rocket Joe�s Pizza among others, and 2 for 1 beer / cheap drink specials, gift bags and raffle prizes � Lolita Bar, 266 Broome St., 6 PM, admission free with ticket purchase to either of Thursday night�s comedy music showcases

� 2 Great Comedy Music Showcases: Hilarious, short and sweet featuring Rob Paravonian, Jen Kwok, Molly Pope, Devo Spice, Ben Lerman, Jessica Delfino and others � Lolita Bar, 266 Broome St., 7:30 PM and 9 PM, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

� A Kickin� After Party featuring comedy music videos by Stuckey & Murray, Adira Amram and more + live performances by Rachel Parenta and more -- The Dressing Room, 11 PM, admission free with ticket purchase to either of Thursday night�s comedy music showcases

Friday, June 8:
� Books & Hooks: Comedy musicians perform songs on a book theme. This show�s book: The Anarchist�s Cookbook! Casa Mezcal, 86 Orchard St., 6 PM-7 PM, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

� A Night of Dirty Songs:
Pretty much exactly what it sounds like! Dirty folk rock, naughty ditties, raunchy tales of ribaldry � all set to a beat. Ben Lerman, Cock Lorge + more, hosted by Jessica Delfino (on her birthday!), who was publicly denounced by the US Catholic League for her songs being too awesome (and too dirty!). Casa Mezcal, 86 Orchard St., 7:15 PM-8:15, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

� A Killer Comedy Music Showcase: Hilarious, short and sweet, featuring Rob Paravonian, Devo Spice, Carla Rhodes + more. Drink specials and mad ambiance. Casa Mezcal, 86 Orchard St., 8:30-9:30, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

� Now That�s What I Call Comedy Music! Ben Lerman and Tim Dimond�s comedy music show in Long Island City featuring Myq & Micah, Soce The Elemental Wizard + more, Creek & Cave,10 pm � midnight, free

Saturday, June 9:
� 50 Funny Songs: A comedy music showcase at Tammany Hall, where 50 comedy musicians will each play a short song. Rob Paravonian, Mindy Raf, Carla Rhodes + 47 more. Hosted by Myka Fox. Tammany Hall, Doors at 7, show 8 � 10 PM, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

� Comedy Karaoke!: Come sing karaoke with some of the golden voiced comedians of the comedy music world. Upstairs Bar, 11 PM, free

Sunday, June 10:
Comedy Music Industry Panel �Feedback 101�: Hear from various people relating to the comedy music industry including industry professionals and a few comedy musicians who have some wisdom to impart. Culture Fix, 2-3:30 PM, $8 in advance, $10 at the door, more details TBA @ www.nyfunnysongs.com

Comedy Music Awards: The NY Funny Songs Festival rewards several comedy musicians for their hard work and outstanding comedy music. Culture Fix, 4:30 � 6 PM, $8 in advance, $10 at the door

NYFSF Closing Party: Come eat and drink in style at a hip yet cozy Lower East Side Irish Pub as you mingle with pals from the festival and recount the memories. Donnybrook, 35 Clinton St., corner of Clinton and Stanton, 6:30 PM

Originally posted at DevoSpice.com. You can comment here or there.
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Devo Spice Update - 5/7/2012 [May. 7th, 2012|11:21 am]
Hey folks,

Woah!  Somebody’s putting on a comedy music festival in New York City!  I hope they have better luck than I did with The Oddfest...

--== NY FUNNY SONGS FEST ==--
Comedy musician Jessica Delfino has put together the first annual New York Funny Songs Festival!  The festival is taking place June 7-10 at various venues around Manhattan’s Lower East Side.  

I will be performing at a comedy music showcase on Friday, June 8th along with Rob Paravonian, Carla Rhodes, and more.  This is happening at Casa Mezcal at 86 Orchard St.  I will also be doing one song on Saturday night as part of an event called 50 Funny Songs which is taking place at Tammany Hall at 152 Orchard St.

For more information and a full schedule of events visit: http://nyfunnysongs.com

--== AWARDS I QUALIFY FOR ==--
I know, I know, it’s blatant and shameless and grammatically crappy but I refuse to nominate myself for these things, so that’s something, right?

The Logan Awards are now accepting nominations for the 2012 awards.  These are the only comedy music awards in existence (that I know of).  The 2012 ceremony will take place at DeepSouthCon (http://dsc50huntsville.com) and will be hosted by Dr. Demento.  Any comedy song or video released in 2011 qualifies, and many of my qualifying songs have already been suggested, so I think I’m good here.  But there’s also The Parsec Awards.  

The Parsec Awards are also now accepting nominations.  The FuMP won the Parsec in 2009 which was the first year they included a music category.  There’s also a comedy category.  So feel free to head over to http://www.parsecawards.com and nominate either The FuMP, The Funny Music Podcast, and/or Manic Mondays.  I would really appreciate it.

--== BALTICON ==--
BaltiCon is a few weeks away now and I finally got some information about my concert that I can pass on to you good folks.  I’ll be performing Sunday evening at 5:00 pm.  I’ll be sharing a table with Rob Balder which I think is downstairs in Artist’s Alley this time, which is dangerously close to the con suite.

BaltiCon is taking place May 25-28 in Baltimore, MD.  http://balticon.org

That’s all, folks.  

->Later.....Spice

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Logan Awards! [May. 1st, 2012|10:36 am]
The Logan Awards have started accepting nominations for songs for the 2012 awards.  Any comedy song or video that was released in 2011 qualifies, so here is a list of what I produced in 2011 that qualifies (listed alphabetically):
Outstanding Original Comedy Song
- Earworm (featuring MC Lars) (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1403)
- I Am The Doctor (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1496)
- Nerds Rule (http://www.devospice.com/song.php?id=155)
- Romantic Interlude (http://www.devospice.com/song.php?id=156)
- The Dumbest Song On Rock Band (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1415)
- Weird Al Didn't Write This Song (http://www.devospice.com/song.php?id=158)
- Written On Twitter (http://www.devospice.com/song.php?id=154)
Outstanding Parody Song:
- Enhanced (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1392)
- How To Sing (http://www.thefump.com/fump.php?id=1480)
- Not Amused (http://www.devospice.com/song.php?id=157)
Outstanding Comedy Music Video
- How To Sing (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQbns_QFqnQ)
Unfortunately the rest of the songs on Gnome Sane were released on The FuMP prior to 2011 so they don't qualify, and they didn't add an Oustanding Album category this year, so the album as a whole can't win anything.
Personally I think "The Dumbest Song On Rock Band" and "I Am The Doctor" probably have the best shot.  So if someone would be so kind as to head over to http://www.loganawards.com and nominate a song or two of mine I would greatly appreciate it.  
In other news, it's time to update the songs of the month over at http://www.devospice.com.  This month I posted "I Am The Doctor" and "Devo, Are You Shoebox?" as the songs of the month.  Head over and give them a listen or download them for free.
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PROGRESS! [Apr. 26th, 2012|04:45 pm]
OK, I'm getting there, but I'm not there yet.

I was right.  The problem was that the select list was not being added to the form.  And I finally figured out why theForm.appendChild() was failing.  I had broken the DOM.  I got in the habit years ago of putting <form> and </form> tags between the <table> and <tr> tags because certain browsers would put a carriage return or other space around the <form> tag.  By putting them between the table elements where they're not supposed to go that problem went away and the form still worked.  However, as I learned today, document.getElementById can't find the form when you do that.

So I fixed that and theForm.appendChild() added the select to the page, added it to the form properly, and when I submitted the form it worked.  Hallelujah, right?

Not quite.

theForm.appendChild() puts the select list as the first item in the form, rather than in the nice new table cell I made for it.  I need to move it.  Is that possible?  Even after fixing the DOM the td.appendChild() acted the same.  It added the select to the page but not to the form so the variables were never parsed.

I suspect I can do this with theForm.insertBefore(theSelect, someOtherNode) but I can't figure out how.  Everything I've tried fails.  

So my questions are:
1. Is it possible to move a node after I insert it into the form?  (Note, cloning the node and inserting the clone into the TD doesn't work.)
2. Is there a way to insert a node into a specific part of the DOM?  (How do I get insertBefore to put the select into the TD AND still be part of the form?)

Any help would be greatly appreciated.

Thanks!

->Later.....Spice
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dynamic form help [Apr. 24th, 2012|11:10 am]
I'm adding a feature to The FuMP which will list artists who are featured on a track so we don't have to include them in the title of the song anymore.  I have created a separate table in the database to handle this and I'm working on the form the artists use to submit a song.

Because the number of featured artists is unknown the best approach is to dynamically create the form elements as needed.  So I have set it up so when the artist clicks on a + button a select list appears where the artist can select the featured artist.  They can click + as many times as they need to to list all the artists on a song.

I have that working, however the select list is not being added to the form, and therefore the variables are not being parsed, and I have no idea why.  Inspecting the select list with FireBug shows that it's .form property is null.  I'm pretty sure that's the problem, but I don't know how to fix it.  Using theForm.appendChild(theSelect) doesn't work.  Or at least doesn't help.  I also tried insertBefore() to no avail.

I'm creating table rows dynamically for each select.  Originally I was adding the code via td.innerHTML.  When I ran into this problem I asked Jared Ringold for help and he suggested creating nodes, so I have converted my code to that and am now using td.appendChild(theSelect) which works to add the form to the page but the variables are still not being parsed.  What's really frustrating is I have found many examples on the web for how to do this and none of them mention this problem.  They all just create elements and add them to either a div or a td and their code magically works.  I've seen working samples of both the innerHTML method and the appendChild method.  I'm stumped.

My code is below.  Any suggestions would be greatly appreciated.

// Adds a row to the featured table so the user can select a featured artist.  Called when the user clicks on the + button.
function addFeature() {
// Find the featuring table and get its row count so we can add a new row to it.
var featureTable = document.getElementById("featuring_table");
var rows = featureTable.getElementsByTagName("tr");
var numRows = rows.length;
window.rowCount++;  // Store the number of rows so we can access it later from other scripts.
var newRowNum = window.rowCount; 

// Populate the select list with an AJAX call.
var fAJAX = create_ajax();
fAJAX.open("POST", "ajax_feature_artists.php", false);
fAJAX.send();
// If you want to see the results of this go to http://www.thomasrockwell.com/fump/ajax_feature_artists.php and view the source.
// Create the row and its 3 cells.
var newRow = featureTable.insertRow(numRows - 1);
var c1 = newRow.insertCell(0);
var c2 = newRow.insertCell(1);
var c3 = newRow.insertCell(2);
var response = fAJAX.responseText; // For some reason I have to use responseText even though the data is XML.

// Create the select list.
var theSelect = document.createElement("select");
theSelect.name = "featuredArtists[]";  // So I can access the data as an array when I parse the form.  But I never see this variable.
theSelect.onchange = "otherFeaturedArtist(this);"; // This is to add a new artist who isn't yet in the database. It's untested.
// Create the XML parser object.
if (window.DOMParser)
{
parser=new DOMParser();
xmlDoc=parser.parseFromString(response,"text/xml");
}
else // Internet Explorer
{
xmlDoc=new ActiveXObject("Msxml2.DOMDocument.6.0");
xmlDoc.async=false;
xmlDoc.resolveExternals = false;
xmlDoc.loadXML(response);
}

// Find all the "artist" nodes in the XML.
var node = xmlDoc.getElementsByTagName("artist");
for (i=0; i<node.length; i++) 
{
// For each artist get their name and ID and create the option for the select.
var artistID = node[i].childNodes[0].childNodes[0].nodeValue;
var artistName = node[i].childNodes[1].childNodes[0].nodeValue;
var theOption=document.createElement("OPTION");
var theText=document.createTextNode(artistName);
theOption.appendChild(theText);
theOption.setAttribute("value", artistID);
theSelect.appendChild(theOption);
}
// var theForm = document.getElementById("fump_form");
// I was using this when I tried the appendChild and insertBefore calls.

// Add the select to the first cell.  The middle cell is a text input for other artists.  The third is a delete button.
c1.appendChild(theSelect); // This works.  The select list is displayed on screen, but its variables are never parsed.
c2.innerHTML = "<input type=\"text\" name=\"genre_other_" + newRowNum + "\" id=\"other_feature_field_" + newRowNum + "\" style=\"display:none;\" />";
c3.innerHTML = "<input type=\"button\" name=\"delete_feature\" value=\"-\" onclick=\"removeFeature(this);\" />";
}
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Am I Shoebox? [Apr. 13th, 2012|11:12 am]
Hey everyone,

Just a quick note to let you know that I released a new song on The FuMP today.  It’s called “Devo, Are You Shoebox?” and is a parody of “Kyle, Are You Ian?” by Scooter Picnic, which is also on The FuMP.  I have the honor of having the first FuMP song that parodies another FuMP song while the original song is still on the home page!

Shoebox of Worm Quartet and I used to joke about how similar our lives are.  Now we have immortalized most of those jokes in this stupid song.  You can get it along with the original Scooter Picnic song at http://www.thefump.com.

Also, if you’re going to RavenCon this weekend please note that I will only be there on Saturday.  I have a couple panels throughout the day and then my concert is at 4:00.  I’ll be heading back to New Jersey shortly after my concert.

->Later.....Spice

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Am I Shoebox? [Apr. 13th, 2012|09:24 am]
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So there I was working on my Plan B song because my Plan A song had to be put on hold when along came Shoebox who said "You know what would be funny? If we did a parody of 'Kyle, Are You Ian?' about how our lives are pretty similar." My reaction was pretty much to drop everything and work on it. So I guess this was Plan C.



This song is a parody of the recently released Scooter Picnic song "Kyle, Are you Ian?" which you can still find on The FuMP. Ironically, that was a song that I inspired to begin with due to a snarky comment I made on the FuMP's internal mailing list. And now the circle is complete with this parody.

Click here to listen or download the song.

Originally posted at DevoSpice.com. You can comment here or there.
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Devo Spice Update - 3/19/2012: New CdSW, plus I-CON [Mar. 19th, 2012|10:25 am]
What’s up, everyone?

The mad rush of MarsCon is over and now the mad rush to get ready for I-CON begins.  I have 3 one-hour concerts to prepare for.  (Yeesh!)  But first, news!

--== NEW CIRQUE DU SO WHAT CD AVAILABLE ==--
--== I-CON ==--

--== NEW CIRQUE DU SO WHAT CD AVAILABLE ==--
In case you’re unaware besides doing the comedy rap thing I also do the sketch comedy thing along with my good friends Shoebox of Worm Quartet, the great Luke Ski, and Chris Mezzolesta of Power Salad.  Last June we all got together and recorded a bunch of awesome sketches.  There was so much hilarity, insanity, and profanity that we decided to break up the release into two CDs.  Last summer we released volume 1.  Volume 2 is now available!

Stupid Cowboy Thing, Volume 2: Additional Squid is now available for your listening pleasure.  The album features over an hour of sketch comedy goodness including more appearances by the Tiile Guy, more Guess The Contexts, and more sketches that end with Luke Ski flipping out at the rest of us in a tantric rage.  It features sketches like “Green Eggs and Peas” (which Dr. Demento just played on his show this past weekend), “Let’s Do Improv” (which you can hear on The FuMP), “How To Speak ShoEboX” (which you can hear on this week’s Manic Mondays) and many many more.

The album is available on CD for $14.99 or as a high quality MP3 download for $9.99.  You can order either version from from the store at The FuMP here: http://www.thefump.com/store_release.php?id=98

--== I-CON ==--
I-CON is apparently trying to test my lung capacity this year as they have scheduled me for 3 separate one hour shows, plus an appearance in the Cabaret.  Here is my schedule for the weekend:

Friday: 10pm - 11pm (Javits 101)
Saturday: 2pm - 3pm (Javits 101)
Saturday: 6pm - 8pm (Cabaret; SAC Auditorium)
Sunday: 1pm - 2pm (SAC Auditorium)
Monday: 9am (Collapse in a bloody heap in my cubicle)

I-CON is taking place at SUNY Stony Brook on Long Island from March 30th to April 1st.  This year’s guests include Paul McGann (The Doctor on FOX’s TV movie), Nana Visitor (DS9), Jeremy Bulloch (Boba Fett), Frazier Hines (Jamie from classic Doctor Who), Rekha Sharma (new BSG) and more.  Plus there will be performances by Marc Gunn, David Weingart, and Voltaire.  For all the gory details on my personal favorite science fiction convention visit http://www.iconsf.org.

OK, that’s it folks.  Keep an eye out for the next in my series of Ridiculous Raps coming soon now that MarsCon is over.

->Later.....Spice

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Stupid Cowboy Thing Volume 2 [Mar. 15th, 2012|12:03 pm]
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The other squid... er, shoe... has dropped! Stupid Cowboy Thing, Volume 2: Additional Squid is now available. This is the third album by my sketch comedy group Cirque du So What and so far people seem to be loving it.



This album is the follow up to last summer's Stupid Cowboy Thing, Volume 1: GRANDMOTHER and contains the rest of the material that we recorded last June when we got together. The album features such awesome bits of comedy as "Let's Do Improv," "Green Eggs and Peas," "Tile Guy, The Movie," and "How To Speak ShoEboX."



This CD will make you laugh, smile, cringe, groan, and probably at least once or twice make you say "What the...?" It's what we do.



Click here to order your copy today!

Originally posted at DevoSpice.com. You can comment here or there.
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Devo Spice Update - 3/1/2012: Astounding Baby Poop [Mar. 1st, 2012|10:25 am]
Greetings people who occasionally like things that I create!

I thought I would just give you a quick update on things before the mad rush to get ready for MarsCon begins.

--== THINGS ==--

MarsCon is next weekend.  You should totally go.  It’s going to be awesome.  I’m performing as part of Cirque du So What on Friday night bringing you all the sketch comedy goodness from our new album Stupid Cowboy Thing Volume 2: Additional Squid which will be on sale at the con.  And I’ll also have a solo show on Sunday afternoon.

MarsCon is taking place from March 9-11 in Bloomington, MN near the Mall of America.  For information go to http://www.marscon.com.

And if you didn’t see it, I posted on Facebook that I was looking for suggestions for ridiculous song topics.  Wes Kawaja was the first person to reply.  He said "The amount of poop my toddler is able to produce is astounding. There's a song in there somewhere."  Yes.  Yes, there is.  And now you can listen and watch this ridiculous new song here: http://youtu.be/5ORgBHWt6GI

If you have a suggestion for a ridiculous song topic you’d like me to tackle just post it on my Facebook page: http://www.facebook.com/devospice.  I’m planning to do a bunch of these, so the more the merrier.

->Later.....Spice
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